#yall wheres he getting these kids
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DC PROMPT #1:
So you know how Billy’s last name is Batson? Well think in terms of Norse naming schemes and it’s Bat son.
I want a fic where people think Billy is Batman’s son.
Batman knows who Captain Marvel is, and sometimes Billy has a tough day. Sometimes Batman comes to help out in Fawcett City and happens to run into scrawny kid Billy. So he helps/offers emotional or physical support.
And Billy is a little shit, and also magical as fuck so he’s got Weird-Vibes (TM)
People see this strange, obviously not normal child. People see Batman, the cryptid, whom shadows cling to and is quieter than the night he dwells in.
Yeah that black haired kid is obviously some magical spawn of batman.
And then they learn his name is Billy Batson? Yeah, that’s definitely Batman’s son, didn’t know Batman was norse though?
#prompt#DC#DC comics#billy batson#shazam#batman#mine#is-this-even-relatable prompt#prompt for me#yall just imagine the chaos that could ensue#i’m envisioning this as a 5+1 fic something like “5 times people thought billy was batman’s son and the 1 time it was confirmed”#LMAO you know what would make it even funnier?#is if people thought SHAZAM was Batman’s DAD#Because they act so familial with eachother#And if Batman is a cryptid where did he get his magical-ness from?#Obviously his dad Shazam#which then transferred to his kid Billy Batson#citizens: I’ve connected the dots#billy: y’all haven’t connected shit#citizens: I’ve connected them
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NINJAGO + MONKIE KID
I am very motivated atm. God. Drawing feels great.
I want to see a crossover with them so bad.
I haven't seen Monkie Kid but I've seen clips and I love the art and animation, and I'm interested to know the story. I think I got the gist.
But I've read this fic where MK and Kai are twins and children of Shadowpeach and I gotta say I'm in love. I hope it updates soon. I gotta see the Samadhi Fire scene with that cuz yknow, Kai is the Mater of Fire. I am so pumped.
Its funny how MK is basically the older twin but Kai is older than him in the drawing. I like that gi, okay?
Star Twins? I like to imagine Kai's fire originating from the stars and sun rather than the Earth since Cole already has lava.
MK is already a star.
Star Twins :,)
If y'all got fic recs of Ninjago x LMK pls send them. I need them so bad.
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago kai smith#dragons rising kai#lego monkie kid#lmk mk#they be the spikey protag duo fr#i think theyd get along nicely#i dont ship shadowpeach but I love Kai and MK being the stars to their sun and moon dynamic#mk acting like a little kid but is actually the oldest#kai being physically older than MK but is the youngest#i just want Kai to have some down time#MK can take care of him#*looks at Wukong* probably#hero MK#warrior Kai#eyyyyyyyy#master of fire but in the shadows#omg he practically fucking is#where do yall watch LMK. hit me up man. theres not on netflix and the go to website to watch it isnt available here#mk is a kai in my heart#idc if hes basically lloyd#and red son is practically kai#kai and mk twinnies#i miss it when mk was happy#my boi is traumatized
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Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??
Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try
#also love that he's basically atheist like ok thanks you made the man exactly coded to be my type#and the humor and beautiful curly hair is very much something my IRL partner has too so like... how can i resist#anyways not sure a lot of people relate cause i think a lot of people want that fairytale romance#even tho wyll is right there yall#but i love me an unconventional or nontraditional one!!#i'm TIRED of being married with children as the endgame pls let's not do it#also a lot of people seem into him being a dad and im like... how? why? where in canon did he ever lmfao#more power to ya if you dig it but i just dont see it being in character#like in DAI i loved cullen and my inquisitor getting married and having a dog#and they seem the type to wants kids one day. but Tav & Astarion? lol no#i just think it's neat#is this a hot take? i have no idea but i don't see it mentioned a lot as a new fan tbh#pls do not come at me you can enjoy whatever you like#i haven't seen the ascended stuff so idk if being his 'consort' is like being his bride#but i feel like overall it's not and the vibe isn't all that different in this sense#except that you're hosting evil parties instead of travelling :/#Astarion#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#also YEA he's nice to Arabella but you can tolerate certain kids without wanting one or being 'good parent' material#case in point: me lmfao#OKAY update i saw the AA stuff and yeah you're kind of implied vamp married and he does mention spawn as children 😫#but he also says in banter he won't make any other spawn??? so what is it dude#anyway that's also clearly the “bad” route and he doesn't seem as happy as unascended#who feels “truly free”#and if you're durge I'm pretty sure its even worse to consider having kids?? lol#but i digress#pk plays bg3
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Cobras seeing Lucille and Daniel through a window after walking out of Cobra Kai
#Daniel. LOOK#‘Johnny look it’s your crush!’#They’re like a pack of puppies#Dutch literally bouncing off the lamp post#tf#Love how he cozies up right against Johnny’s back and stays out of view. Boy was clingy even in the background#The flirty ‘oh you stop it’ hit Johnny give Tommy. The handshakes. How Tommy follows them in a different direction#than where he was going. The way Bobby is clearly still telling them off blurrily. Standing in the middle. They’re so close#The way they push each other before walking off. The way Johnny is still getting tugged around and pulled towards them.#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#it’s giving jealous Cobras.#Yall I’m sorry overly possessive of Johnny and stalker ish Cobras makes me FOAM AT THE MOUTH#Og cobras#lawrusso#johnny x cobras#Cobras X each other big cuddle pile in a twin bed#Karate kid#the karate kid#bobby brown#dutch karate kid#tommy karate kid#jimmy karate kid
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sorry i think about these pages so often.
#kid loki/serrure is so near and dear to my heart yall have no idea#I am holding him to my chest and kissing him on the top of his head very gently#“what if I am everything I fear?” oh my GOD. oh my GGGGOOOOODDD#this is before he even knew he was loki so what the hell does that imply????#that he was terrified of being evil long before knowing that he WAS evil????????? that is SO sad#and the fact that he doesn't even know his name or his past?!?!? GOD#child where are your parents😭😭😭#“anything would be better than this” KID LOKI PLEASE I WILL ADOPT YOU AND GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT#the fact he's like. 12 13 when he gets all the knowledge of his past is so depressing when you really think about it#imagine being barely a teenager when a man twice your size chases you down a train subway and tells you your life is a lie#and that your purpose in life is to be the weaker evil brother to him that lies and tricks and ended the world. JESUS.#I'm going through smth man.#marvel#marvel comics#fuck the mcu#all my homies hate the mcu#marvel fandom#kid loki#not from the loki tv show#kys loki tv show#loki#loki laufeyson#loki odinson#serrure
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okay so you know when takeda manages to get ukai to come watch karasuno play for the first time and kagehina show off their freak quick and ukai is like "sensei how long have those two been paired together" and takeda is like "oh kageyama and hinata? they just met this year i've heard it was rocky at first but they're getting along well now" and ukai is like "what a shame". do you think he goes home and looks into them and finds out that kageyama's the lonely king and that his teammates abandoned him. do you think he looks and looks for hinata but can't find him until finally he stumbles across a no-name school that barely had a volleyball team and their only match lasted 31 minutes. do you think he wonders about how lonely they were. a coach can't replace teammates but do you think he decides to try and make sure that no one on his team feels lonely again.
#hinata shoyo#kageyama tobio#ukai keishin#THAT MOMENT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME LIKE. WHAT A SHAME. UKAI LOOKING AT KGHN AS HE SAYS IT.#i dont even know if it makes sense but like. i was thinking about how ukai does his best to support his boys#like as long as they try he'll try too he'll take them as far as he can as long as they run beside him#but like do you think he looks into the kids and their backgrounds and thinks how can i make this a safe space for them.#do you think that besides his own knowledge of how it felt to be replaced he was worried about isolating suga#do you think he worried about kiyoko and yachi feeling left out#god. im just thinking about ukai and kghn and AUGH i dont even know where im going with this but yeah.#hey yall idk how old this is but i found it in my drafts so congrats! u get it now#lyz speaks
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some sneak peek wip for mermaid au teehe
#qsmp au#qsmp foolish#qsmp vegetta#qsmp leonarda#qsmp leonardo#i will broadly explain what is going on in these imgages#ahem#fool(fish) mad at pirate vege bc he thinks the dude took his kid#(said kid in truth actually ran away and ended up injured where the pirate ended up found the kid and was like)#(oh shit this lil dudes injured#ima take em in or smth)#then they become besties and the pirate accidentally adopts the lil guy lol#fish ends up finding his kid again que reaction image#and leo (the kid) is like o shit both my dads are here yippee#but the kid realizes again#but o shit my dad wants to kill my other dad woops time to explain the situation#and yeah thats all yall r gonna get for now tteheeh#tbc or whatever they call kt
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so i've finally watched yellowjacket
#yall.#yall don't get it.#i'm not the same person i was yesterday#lex and ethan and hannah's family dynamic means so much to me#HE WAS GONNA PROPOSE!!!!!!!!#he loves them so bad i'm ill#they're literally my everything#idk what'll happen in orbweaver/if or when we'll get it#but i'm telling you now that i need a genuinely happy ending for them#if i don't get it i fear you will see me on the news#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#yellowjacket nightmare time 2#starkid#hatchetfield#lex foster#hannah foster#ethan green#hatchetverse#THEY WILL GET A HAPPY ENDING MARK MY WORDS!!!!#until we get orbweaver i'm saying a couple months into exile hannah sends a message to ethan's head and he knows where to find them#i don't CARE if it doesn't fit in canon!!! i will bend canon to my will idgaf!!!!!#lex and ethan find each other again and reunite and are in love and happy and safe and finish raising hannah together and they're all happy#they get married and have another kid probably and are stable and comfortable and SAFE and live LOOOOOONG happy lives together#they told me themselves so did the langs!!!#yellowjacket spoilers#nightmare time spoilers
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Realized I never said this out loud, so: Marcus isn't just Texan. He's Texmex
#THIS ANDROID IS MEXICAN#inspired by that 1 scene from billion dollar freshman where adam/chase briefly turn into a mexican woman#(bc their parts r imported from tijuana)#as obsessed w marcus as yall might think i am. im even more so#i think abt him All The Time i just dont post most of it#lab rats#lab rats disney xd#marcus davenport#lref#lab rats elite force#texan marcus davenport#mexican marcus davenport#he is NOT a no sabo kid lets get that straight#every latino family got that 1 random gringo
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#fight club got me thinking about how when i was younger me and my friends would play this stupid game#where u get like 8 or so people in a big circle and put your hands in the middle one on top of the other and whoever is on the bottom of th#stack winds up and smacks the top of the stack as hard as they can#if u remove your hand from the stack youre out#and the game goes until two people are duelling each other which usually ends out of like boredom cuz the games would go rlly long since#nobody wanted to chicken out#but wed do it for so long my hands would be like bloated and purple cuz ppl actually used like full strength to hit the stack#there was this really buff kid who would wind up and ppl would drop out from fear of his move alone and after he hit the stack#the whole circle would like tremble#ive seen ppl talk about playing bloody knuckles but ive never actually witnessed a game of that#idk im curious what kind of stupid shit like that yall did#cuz that was like a core memory for me#tumblr polls#my polls#fandom polls#polls#poll time#in the polaroids i just posted too theres a before pic of our hands but someone else has the after one
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im not into timlex but i DO support its truthers bc that shit is funny as fuck. any point in the timeline. that dude you see in a random elective freshman year who you dont talk to but you guess he is a little pretty. friend of a friend who is insufferable but you kinda like that he's mean. guy out to kill you but hey its a little hot. hilarious, thank you
#and hey i wont discount the feels there#tim even understood him in the end#the entry where him and jay look through alex's old house he sorta works out what he thinks happened w alex#tim still does not like him obviously but hes probably the only person who's gonna Get It.#so i see yall#theyd go so hard in a good fix it fic#people always write jay as the forgiving one like are you kidding. hed interrogate tf out of alex NOT forgive him first#tim has forgiven jay for so much INCLUDING TWO attempted assaults/murders on HIM#whos to say he wouldnt do the same for alex
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i think if you think someone is a bad person simply because they view/portray a character differently than you do, you need to take your ass outside and talk to real people. this is ESPECIALLY true when yall know that you're almost entirely projecting who YOU are as in individual onto these characters. you cannot expect people to portray a character as you with better hair-- none of us know each other. we're all strangers. your story- the one you use to try and force parallels with your fave- is nonexistent as far as the next person is concerned.
im not saying there's anything wrong with projecting on to your faves. TONS of people do it-- which is why, you're not always going to find people who view the character the exact same way you want them to. because their projection looks different from your projection.
if you want a character to be portrayed exactly like you want them to, if you want a character that shares your likeness (whatever that means to you) create your own original character. no one can "take that away from you" because it's your own creation and you dictate what's true or not.
everything else is all entirely up to the individual's interpretation that's consuming the media, same as you.
#i get so tired of people arguing about HEADCANONS#they're headcanons for a reason#idk when fandom became this thing where if you decide you don't like canon you can completely disregard it#then argue people down or shade fellow fans when they dont follow suit.#it's esp crazy when your headcanons are so niche that it's almost entirely unique to you and you're out for blood bc it's not widespread#that's like me believing for the last 3 years that aizawa gave up smokin when he was younger then picked up a bad sweets habit in it's plac#then me seeing someone write a fic or draw a comic where he's smoking a cigarette and turns his nose up at cake#or me getting mad because other fans dont headcanon him as half-brazilian#fuck i look like harassing people because they don't follow MY MADE UP LORE????#he's NOT my character!#i dont care how attached i am to him and how much time i've spent developing him as a character on my own#i can however dictate the facts about kenji or arika or maria or hiro or edna and so on#because those ARE my characters#god... i bet i would've hated having to play in the sandbox with some of yall as kids
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lmao i don't care how hot he is, if he fucks u literally only 10 minutes after pulling out of the last girl w/o showering, that is NASTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#no hate to the author at all i like the concept a lot i just couldn't get over the fact he pulled out and put it straight in you#IT WASN'T EVEN A THREES*ME#baby you're getting TESTED tomorrow. tomorrow.#and u better make him get tested too#also speaking of which did u guys see that bakugo fic where he hit his kid ???#lmfao i reported it KJAHSDFKKJDFKJASD🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚#anyway hi yall i love u#caitie blabs
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i think player should be able to deck gray. just once. as a treat.
#shut up suzie#carmen sandiego 2019#player carmen sandiego#let the child unleash his inner violence#yall ever watch race to the edge?#theres this one scene where one character goads the protagonist into punching him#thinking that it wont actually hurt#bc protagonist is built like a tree branch#but then he gets his shit rocked and it's magnificent.#anyways yeah. whenever i see that scene#i think if drawing like this stupid hypothetical#where gray is like 'look kid. clearly you have a problem with me. understandable. why dont we settle this like men? ill give you one free#pass to punch me'#and player is like 'thats stupid as fuck no.'#and then gray keeps goading so player turns around and BAM#kid packs a punch wheb backed by the power of friendship#zack and ivy are losing their shit while recording#carmen is like 😰😰😰
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Sighs wistfully...arranged marriage AU with Wyll...
#jane journals#self insert talk#🗡 the heart is mightier than the sword 🗡#HEAR ME OUT!!#i know these can be kinda hit or miss#but have yall seen the animated swan princess movie from 1994..?#thats something im picturing#where theyre betrothed as kids for some kind of allegience or treaty or something#and they spend like one summer together every year and over time THEY FALL IN LOVE 🥺💖💖💖💖#that first kiss wyll had at the blushing mermaid? with her when they snuck in together#but then when...stuff happens and he gets banished they sort of think theyll never see each other again#BUT THEN THEY DO#and they've both got tadpoles but maybe they can get that wedding business situated again#once its all over yanno 😂#idk just an idea i was messing with
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Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series
#Tgcf#heaven official's blessing#Xie lian#When I first watched the series I was like wow! Himbo love that for him!#On rewatches it became more and more clear that he was just straight up lying! (And trying to have a soft meet cute) love that for him#Xie lian about anything ever: Oh! I just happened to be in the area I know nothing relevant ever#Cut to scenes where xie lian in fact did know everything relevant#I know he was actually scarp collecting/homeless/struggling but also#I fully believe he tripped his way into main character status everywhere he went#Every single town spent decades talking about that one guy who just showed up! Asked for scraps! Taught all the street kids martial arts#That lead directly to an uprising that he directly took part in and then how he picked the one moldy bun got sick and died forever#Like everyone that met him was just like ???? Yall will never believe this#His statue pops up in the capital and everyone who has ever met him ever just be like yah it makes more sense that he's a God#Jun wu frantically stopping all evidence that he has prayers and followers bc that RUINS his plans goddamn it xinela#Jun wu to Ling wen: Okay okay perfect everybody hates xie lian now with his distruction now tell him he has zero merits really rub it in#Ling wen: who has had to read sort and hide all the prayers he's been getting for 800 years .....yes sir
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